Wednesday 16 July 2008

The impossible chatting (I).

ELOYDAL:
Alloooooo anybody there?
Ijtihad says:
Yes, I am here.
ELOYDAL says:
May I know, why you went offline, whenI signed online?
Ijtihad says:
Come onnnnnn, habibti!!!! I didn't logg off, I just changed to "appear offline".
ELOYDAL says:
And that makes it better?
Ijtihad says:
My Dear!!!, I made it a few seconds before you signed!. Remember that whatever you do in MSN, logg off, on, type, hide…, will take few seconds to be shown to others. So didn't change my status once u sign up, but before!!!!
ELOYDAL says:
So, why u didn't appear online inmediatley once u saw me?.
Ijtihad says:
Oh my God!!!!, what is wrong with you today?.
ELOYDAL says:
Ok, whatever, if everybody did the same thing, MSN would be dead.
In says:
Not everybody knows how 2 use "appear offline" option. I will wait, till they do.;-)
ELOYDAL says:
Ha,ha,ha.
Ijtihad says:
What's up with u today, Mrs.? Any plans?
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Ijtihad says:
Uppppssss, sorry, my fingers are clumsy today.
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ELOYDAL says:
Mafi mushkila ya sheikh.. I am planning to go to Ikea today. And you?
Ijtihad says:
I don't know, I feel lazy today. I have to arrange some things and bla, bla, bla, may be I am going for bowling after Eisha, By the way I was thinking about Ikea succeed in this marvelous city. The Swedish style doesn't match with the Arabic style…
ELOYDAL says:
And what do u mean by Arabic style, my dear?
Ijtihad says:
Sorry?
ELOYDAL says:
Yes, by Arabic style u mean, an amalgam of snobbish and useless sofas (Luis XV and so), furniture, goldish complements, lamps, Iranian carpets everywhere, endless casting curvy shapes as main doors and window covers?.
Ijtihad says
Uhhh,lol my imagination doesn't go that far.
ELOYDAL says:
May be, Arabic culture means sophisticated ornaments, artificial dressings, longs sentences withouth real contents, poetry full of empty verses?
ELOYDAL says:
May be Arabic culture means that two Arabs speak English each other to look "cool" each other?.
Ijtihad says:
Not my case darling, my OS is not Arabic enable,.
ELOYDAL says:
OK, mine either, but u know what I mean!!!!!.
ELOYDAL says:
May be Arabic culture means the free search of the bases of thinking, the fundaments vs the accesories, the wisdom that secretly links, Philosophers, Scientists, Traders, Astronomers, Poets, Military and Political Leaders knowledge (even in one single person)?. Averros, Avicena, Salah ad-Din, Harun Al Rashid, Omar Jayyam, Ibn Batuta….
ELOYDAL says:
Or even the challenge to be willing to take up the Greek and Roman, Chinese, teachings, in Maths, Medicine, Law, Arts, Politics, and improve them?.
ELOYDAL says:
Or may be just taking the western cultural features, just 2 show 2 ur "youth" what should be forbidden, the culture based on "DON'T DO THAT" as the only principle.
ELOYDAL says:
Ok, I think is enough, tell me u wrote something?
Ijtihad says:
May be…..
Ijjtihad says:
Darling, what is life?
Ijtihad says:
Perhaps riding, or being ride?
ELOYDAL says:
,-)
Ijtihad says:
Perhaps asking to urself, what is my aim, my way in life?, or perhaps asking which way the others expect from me to run?
Ijtihad says:
Or asking to myself, what had happened if I would…..?
Ijtihad says:
Or hiding in others people circumstances for not facing ur challenges
Ijtihad says:
Or choosing a partner to share ur loneliness……
Ijtihad says:
Alloooooooooooooooooo, yes loneliness, ain't u here? ……
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Or choosing a partner to share ur loneliness with someone……
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Alloooooooooooooooooo, yes loneliness, ain't u here?
Intiham says:
Always there, waiting…
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Always there, waiting…

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

¿? No he entendido ni papa. Tres posts más como éste y perderás los 4 lectores que te quedan.
Que Allah te devuelva al camino de la cordura.

Crispal said...

Mutawakil, tío, eres un genio. Yo estaba pensando lo mismo pero no me atrevía a confesarlo. Pensaba que no estaba a la altura de la densidad de pensamiento de J. En fin, ¿será el sadiki?

-=Tekena=- said...

Pues yo no sé de donde se ha sacado la conversación, si se la ha inventado, si se la ha pasado una Saudi, o si ha ido a un encuentro de jóvenes salidos Saudis.

¡¡Que misterio!!

Destructor said...

Pero que cojones....?

PROYECTOS said...

Good, better